So after the elephant I thought I'd challenge the baristas by asking for a hot chocolate with a butterfly. Their reply, "Couldn't you come up with a more manly drink?"

Next order...quad shot black coffee with Darth Vader's severed head like in ESB.

Have you ever been assaulted by aroma? There's a guy sitting a table away who has at least a gallon of cologne on. He must have bathed in it. It's overtaking the whole coffee shop. I've got a headache and I think I'm starting to see stars.

I've been attacked by old women who must have spilled their perfume all over themselves, but this guy could compete with them. And he's got a venti drink, reading the paper. He's gonna be here a while. :(

Came home yesterday to my son asking me to teach him how to sew. He has been mending things ever since.

An even more pleasant surprise: when the automatic sprinklers came on this morning.

Matthew 23:37

"“Jerusalem! Jerusalem! Murderer of prophets! Killer of the ones who brought you God’s news! How often I’ve ached to embrace your children, the way a hen gathers her chicks under her wings, and you wouldn’t let me."

See it at YouVersion.com:

http://bible.us/Matt23.37.MSG